Dec 24, 05:06AM
Theatres Are a Water Pool (Top of Funnel – Awareness)
Picture the first week of a big Bollywood release.
Theatres are like a giant water pool:
Everyone’s inside: fans, haters, reviewers, “let’s just see what the hype is about” crowd.
Then week two hits… and almost 40% of that audience disappears.
Same screen. Same actors. Same film.
That’s not just a script or star problem.
That’s a funnel problem.
Exactly like marketing:
But if the funnel leaks, attention drains fast.
Ranveer Singh = Pouring Water into the Pool (Customer Acquisition)
Ranveer Singh’s ₹50 Cr fee is not just for “acting with energy”.
He is the water tanker parked outside the theatre.
He brings:
In marketing language, Ranveer is your:
He pours water into the pool.
Without a Ranveer‑level engine:
That’s why brands (and producers) spend violently at the top.
If nobody walks in, nobody can fall in love with the product.
The Leak: 40% Audience Loss After Week One
Here’s the part most people ignore:
Most movies and most brands die here.
The pool looks full in week one.
But there is a hole at the bottom:
The same thing happens to websites and apps:
Congratulations, you rented attention.
You didn’t earn loyalty.
Akshaye Khanna = The Knob That Stops the Leak (Retention & Trust)
Now enter Akshaye Khanna.
He’s not the poster boy. He’s the guy who makes you say:
“Arre, film theek thi… but Akshaye was superb.”
He doesn’t bring:
He brings:
In funnel terms, Akshaye is your:
He is the knob under the pool.
Turn it tight, and:
That’s recirculation.
That’s LTV.
That’s where profit hides.
The Real Marketing Lesson
Most brands only “hire Ranveer”.
They:
And they completely forget their “Akshaye”:
Result?
Ranveer fills the pool.
Akshaye stops it from emptying.
Both are necessary but retention is always cheaper than refill.
So is ₹50 Cr vs ₹2.5 Cr unfair?
From a storytelling lens, maybe.
From a funnel lens, it’s brutally logical:
Casting is just marketing strategy wearing a designer outfit.